Lost and Found

I’ve lost my mind

I need it back because it is one-of-a-kind

Classically vintage and heavily worn due to use

I need to delete my proprietary information before it gets into the wrong hands and drives someone insane

(CAUTION! You have to have years of training and experience to handle that hazardous material)

If found, I can tell you the lock screen and that the last thought I had was frozen on the number 800.

It was 3 AM when it was lost and running at 100% capacity on a fully charged battery with one hour and twelve minutes of REM sleep before restart

If you find it— handle with care

It is full of many precious moments and a rare collection of wonderfully beautiful things

If dropped

It may result in a sonic bloom

An earth-shattering kaboom

Possible peril and doom

If unleashed, the supersonic—quadraphenic—

Gin and tonic—geometric—beer-battered concoctions of thoughts and mindbending randomness may not find enough room

You might be overwhelmed with some things scenic—encyclopedic—comedic

It all may seem bizarre but you better believe it

Because it is a true story

JArtB

28 May 2023